the finer print…

When and where can I meet you?

I’m available near downtown San Francisco (Union Square). Pre-bookings are always required for my time but some exceptions can be made for last minute requests for old friends. If I travel, I’ll post my touring dates on my Twitter.¬†

If you’d like me to join you on a rendezvous somewhere else in the US or internationally – please don’t hesitate to reach out about “Fly Me to You” rates. I’m always passport ready!

Can you send me a photo or selfie of your face unblurred?

As much as you value your privacy, I also value mine.

How should I present your donation to you?

I’d love for you to present your donation to me at the beginning of our date in an unsealed envelope. If we’re meeting for coffee, dinner, or in another public space, please have it in a greeting card, gift bag, or your favorite book that you’d think I would love (I truly enjoy reading – both fiction and non-fiction).

What is your cancellation policy?

Life gets in the way and can be complicated, I understand. However, I do enforce a cancellation policy and it is non-negotiable. Cancellations within 24 hours will require a deposit of 50% of the full donation in order to reschedule. Cancellations within 12 hours will require a deposit of the full donation in order to reschedule. 

What will you wear when we are together?

I’ll be dressed to impressed but won’t ever raise eyebrows. I have a diverse wardrobe of business casual clothes that would be described as sophisticated, yet sexy. However, if there is something that you’d enjoy seeing me in – don’t hesitate to peruse my spoil me page or ask me if there is something already in my closet.

Why didn't I get an answer to my e-mail/inquiry?

It takes me some time to get back to e-mails and inquiries. If you don’t get a response in 24-48 hours, it could be for one of the following reasons:

  • Rude, crude, or disrespectful¬†
  • Poorly written, bad grammar, or typing skills
  • Using acronyms to inquire about any sexual acts
  • Any talk of sexual acts

Do you have any friends that could join us?

It’s always fun when more are around. Please reach out via e-mail, I’d love to have a friend come play with us! But please let this be out 2nd+ meeting to make her and I feel most comfortable.

My rate + hers, matched to the higher rate.